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7 Steps to Finish a Blowjob

Some women, receiving a mouthful of cum, feel their work is finished and go to spit it out.   But not on the fatherland. If Venecia ever did that, she'd get a sharp slap across the face.  But it isn't enough just to swallow it, and be done with it, either.  There's a real finesse in how to properly end a blowjob. So listen up, lasses, one and all, on how to properly finish your work: 

      1: The inspection.  
When your man has unloaded, and your mouth is full of cum, and he falls back to catch his breath, now comes the inspection. Hold your mouth why, wide open, stick your tongue way out and say ‘Ahhh!’ like at the doctor's office. Your man needs to take a good look, to make sure your tongue is covered in come, and your mouth is full of a good dose of his bubbling potion. So let him check, or even poke a finger inside, to make sure.  If he thinks you didn't get a good enough dose, you'll have to dose you and dope you up again in a couple hours when he's ready. 

      2:  The Creamy Kiss: 
 If you pass the inspection, then it's time for the kiss.  It's a thank-you kiss, for your job well done, but it's more than that. Is tongue goes way inside, and swirls around with your tongue and all that come in your mouth.  It's a bit like in a washing machine, with everything going round and round, washed in all that bubbly, white semen. 
    A real man never eats semen.  That's for the gay dudes and sissy boys.  With one exception.  If it's his own cum.  And if it's inside his woman.  Then he can stick his tongue in and play around with you and the come.  It can be a long, sloshy kiss. 
     And when it's done, he has her suck the cum right off his tongue.  So while, yes, he got a taste of it, it is she that drinks thereof. 

      3:  The Gargoyle’s Gargle:
Now she throws her head back, closes her eyes and makes a fierce face like a gargoyle, opens her mouth and begins to gargle.  The longer and louder the gargle, the better. If it's a healthy amount of cum in her mouth chalice, then her gargling should be rich and vociferous.   Even if a little dribbles out the corner of her mouth. 
   There are good girl gargoyles and bad girl gargoyles. Which are you?  The bad girl gargoyles, at the end of their gargle, will spew it all out, betting it in a white stream into the man's face, as a return to what he'd sullied them with. But then she gets a hard slap on the face and that's the end of their relationship. This is known as the ‘divorce spewing’.

      4:   The Swallow:
 if she's a good girl gargoyle, she'll swallow. Swallow it all. Hold her head back and chug it all down. As her man watches the rippling motions in her neck as it slides on down, like that of a snake swallowing its load.

      5:   The Smile: 
When it is done, she opens her eyes and looks at him. And licks her lips to make sure she's imbibed every last drop of his yummy cream.  And then she smiles at him. Because she's happy for the gift of Life he's given her, and happy because she knows she's pleased him.  Don't forget the smile, honey.  Just like when you're getting your picture taken, don't forget to smile. Because this is how he'll remember you by, when his dreams tonight replay your blowjob,... Your big, loving smile at him after you drank all his come. 

      6:  Second Inspection: 
Now she opens her mouth wide and sticks out her tongue and says "aaah!" again.   Because we all know that some people cheek their meds.  They pretend to have swallowed and taken them, and then excuse themselves and go to the bathroom to throw up your offerings.   Women can be tricky that way.  So if you don't want all your manly work to end up in the toilet, you've got to inspect your lady.
    They say you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.  But you do look your woman in the mouth, because she's worth a whole lot more than your horse.

      7:  His Smile: 
Now it's his turn to smile. He gives you a little kiss on the lips, to let you know your duties are done. 
   Until next time, sweetie. 

 

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